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TIFU🤨🤨🤨😔😔 by peeing 😨😨on a wee-wee mat 😱😱😱😱to show 😯😯😯my new dog 🐕🐕🐕👿👿👿how to do it.🤪🤪🤪

So 🥳🥳🥳I got a new dog 🐕🐕🐕the other day, 😀😀😀😀it is a little dog🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰, and I named him Monchborg🤓🤓🤓😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥. He kept peeing💦💦💦💦💦💧💧💧💧💧 in the house🥺🥺🥺😤😤😤😤😤 so I thought🧐🧐🧐 I'd get him a wee wee pad 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😀😇😇but he never used it. 🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐😞😞So I said, ☹️☹️☹️I'll show him how to do it. 😎😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

I said 😋😋😋come here 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪Monchborg 🐕🐕🐕🐕😂😂you little devil. 😈😈😈😈Look at me! 🤪🤪🤪🤩🤩🤩Look at me! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳

I took 😉😉😉😉😳😳😳my pants off 😳😳😳🩳🩳🩳and stood 🧍with my hands 👐👐👏👏on my hip 😍😍😍💦💦💦💦🥰🥰💯💯and peed all over 💦💦💦💦💦💦the wee wee pad 😎😎🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯as the dog looked at me. 🐕🐕🐕He tilted his head 🤔🤔🤔🤔😐😐so I think he was trying 😔😔😒to think 🧐🧐🧐🤓🤓🤓😎about what I was doing. 😇😇😇😇😅😅😂😂😂I was hoping 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣he was thinking, 🤨🤨🤨oh, that is how to pee. 😎😎😎😜😜😜😜😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💦💦💦💦

Well anyway 🤨💁‍♂️💁‍♂️as I was peeing💦💦💦 I was saying😂😂😂😂😔😔 "Oh yeah, 😋😋😋😋🥰🥰this is great! 😋😋😋🥰🥰🥰😍😍What a great place 😋😋😋😘😘😘to pee! 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦Look at me!" 💦💦💦💦💦Very enthusiastic. 😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

That is the very 😐😐😐😐😒😒😒moment my girlfriend 👩👩😯😯😯😯😦😦😦😦came into the room, 😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨but because 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔of where the sofa 😨😨😨😨😅😅😅is it blocked the floor, 🙁🙁🙁🙁😔😔😔so she just saw me urinating 💦💦💦💦and thinking 😞😞😞🧐🧐🧐I was peeing 💦to the floor 😟😟😟🥳🥳🥳instead of the wee wee pad. 😟😟😟😟😟😟She said😟😟😟😟 oh my god what the F. 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬She left 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️and she even tweeted🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱 about it and called me out. 🗣🗣🗣🗣👁👁

Now 🤒🤒🤒😭😭😭all my friends 😔😔😔😔😕😕😕and family 😰😰😰😰😭😭😭are making fun of me 😰😰😰😰😰😰😨😨for peeing on the floor 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😍😍😍🥰🥰and my mother 😂😂😂told me 😏😏😔😔she would pay for me 🤩🤩🤩💵💵💵to see 👁👁a psychologist. 😔😔I told them all 😟😟😟😟😣😣it was just a wee wee pad 🧐🧐🧐🧐😞😎😎😎and I was trying to train 😟😟😟😔😔😔😔my dog🐶🐶🐶. Everyone thinks😒😞😞 I am weird.🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫TL;DR - I tried to train😤😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭 my dog by peeing 💦💦💦💦💦on a wee wee pad 🤭🤭🤭🤭😰😰🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳but my girlfriend 👩👩👩👩👩misunderstood 😒😒😒😒and denounced me 🗣🗣🗣🗣to the public 😑😑😑🤭🤭🤭as a floor pee-er.😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢pee💦💦💦💦😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💯💯💯💯💯💯💯